Contact Me

Easily found online: #EF0

Facebook: WayOverDue (tab 1)

Twitter: @M1RRoRCAT1 (tab 2)

Quick disclaimer – Sorry…about your mom!

My apologies if any of the material or format of this site was a little rough around the edges. One of the key challenges of this project was creating it out of practically nothing. Or at least without any help, the assistance of money, any professional equipment, and few resources.

Cost: $3 worth of posterboard for my “greenscreen” background and a couple weeks of tinkering.

Value: If it works? Priceless.

The video footage was shot on my Droid, because I don’t have a videocamera at the moment. It was edited in iMovie, because I don’t have Final Cut Pro. The header was composed with Gimp, because it’s free, and I don’t have Photoshop. The website was built with WordPress, because it’s free, and awesome.

Taking into account it was built with no money and no experience, hopefully you’ll just give me credit for being a quick learner and forgive any imperfections accordingly.

Additionally, as a creative individual well outside the realm of just the puppet tiger character and related material presented, I’ve also got several notebooks full of ideas I’ve been collecting over the last 10 years but haven’t yet done anything with. I’ve also written millions of words and taken thousands of pictures spread out across the various social media websites listed below, which should more that tell you anything you’ve ever wanted to know about me. Unless of course you’d just like to wait and ask me in person.

I set out to do something unique, difficult, amazing, and meaningful, so I hope you can see and appreciate my efforts, strength of character, and ability within that. At least enough to schedule a face-to-face interview to discuss any potential you might see in me worth hiring.

Once again, I thank you for your time and consideration. I love what your show has done within its niche of the Hollywood tabloid news industry, and I’d love the chance to join you in taking it to possibly even greater heights.

Sincerely,

The man behind the puppet tiger,

Allen E. Simpson

AllenESimpson.as@gmail.com

323.835.5277 m/vm

I’m also

Seeing as how I’m posting this on the Wild West of the internet in completely experimental form, I wasn’t sure whether or not is was intelligent or appropriate to include my personal contact information, but since I only intend to target it at your very specific TMZ office staff audience and perhaps a few celebs, and I need you to be able to get ahold of me in whichever way you deem fit, I went ahead and just included it. Thanks again!

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